HomerHokutoCat

Hello everyone! My name is Homer Akyio Hokuto Cat, but you guys can call me, 'Homer The Cat' since that name is a little long.

I am an 8 year old cat born in the United States with Japanese descent. My parents Telechumachus and Epiktaste died in a car crash on January 1, 1930 when I was only 5 years old. Since then, my Aunt Ortensia has been my legal guardian and is taking care of me along with my Uncle Oswald, who is my second legal guardian! Uncle Oswald & Aunt Ortensia actually do a great job raising me and I am very lucky to have them as my legal guardians since the death of my parents.

I like to hang out with my best friends Joey Junior, Inky, Winky, Tails the Fox, Cosmo the Seedrian (who is currently married to my friend Tails) and my favorite cousins Jackie the Cat, Isabelle Yumi, Hailey Numi, Addie the Cat, and Tom the Rabbit. And oh, one more thing! The school that I go to, ToonTown Elementary School SUCKS ASS! You wanna know why? It's because I get F's and D minuses for no random reason even though I study all the fucking time and that I sometimes get into detention for something I didn't even fucking do and I don't deserve it because I am a good kid and not a bad kid like everyone thinks. HA HA, TAKE THAT MRS. LION, YOU ARE THE WORST TEACHER EVER IN ALL OF TOONTOWN HISTORY! You think I'm a bad kid, huh? Well then, starting tomorrow, I'll prove it to you that I am actually a good kid in school by "cheating" with Tails the Fox, and that'll teach ya a lesson not to mess with me, Mrs. Lion. Ha!